unclefather:

0 to 100 real quick

(Source: drizzysbaby24)

 

northmiamigoon:

ion fuck with that playful flirting like a girl be like “hey ugly 😛” or “wassup big head😁” my head ain’t eem that big and my self esteem delicate please chill

 

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

 

(Source: weheartit.com)

 

(Source: weheartit.com)

 

(Source: weheartit.com)

 
kisses-to-my-bitchesxo:

http://kisses-to-my-bitchesxo.tumblr.com/
 
beautifulsenoj:

Chris x August

beautifulsenoj:

Chris x August

 
kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

 
ballinmp3:

yungdirrty:

Honestly, what is her secret

What the FUCK

ballinmp3:

yungdirrty:

Honestly, what is her secret

What the FUCK

 
fckyeahprettyafricans:

Eritrea

fckyeahprettyafricans:

Eritrea

(Source: rafeeqj)

 

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

 

(Source: meanplastic)

 
 

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM